A Nightmare on Downing Street

Herewith your handy guide to choosing your preferred coalition. Simply decide which of the following men beasts you trust most/fear least.

Will it be contestant number 1, the baby-faced assassin Nick Cameron?

Con Dem

Or would you rather be at the mercy of contestant number 2, meths-swigging heid-the-ba' Gordon Clegg?

"Would you like to see some puppies?"

Or whisper it if you dare, the grande dame of grand coalitions, contestant number 3 David Brown?

"I'm a laydee!"

Just be thankful Alex Salmond doesn't feature in any of the above...

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