Thursday 30 September 2010

Him Wrong Un

Glorious revolutionary tidings from the Central Conference of the People's Democratic Party of the Workers! Open and transparent elections to the central leadership body of the party have been completed and a successor to the departed Dour Leader has been chosen!



A magnificent poster commemorating the accession of the Dire Leader

Upon the announcement the victor stumbled onto the stage of the Keir Hardie Memorial Palace, seemingly dazed and blinking in disbelief at the affection and trust his comrades had shown in him. Rousing cheers of "Hurrah!", and loud shouts of slogans such as "Long Live David!", "New Labour Forever!", "Devoted Deference!" and "Hang on, who's that?", "Didn't the chimp lookalike win?", "Which idiot counted the postal votes?!" reverberated through the hall.

Such was the unbridled joy at the sight of their new leader that many comrades were moved to tears and stood shaking their heads, scarcely able to believe it was true. Quite spontaneously emotional cries echoed around the hall: "Him Wrong Un! Him Wrong Un!". Him Wrong Un waved back to the greatly agitated participants, returning their vigorous salutes in a most statesmanlike fashion.

Taking revolutionary fervour to new levels, Him Wrong Un dispensed with conventional norms of diction and charisma, and addressed the quivering throng in a unique fashion all his own. He warmly congratulated the participants in the Conference who have devotedly worked for the development and prosperity of the party and its grandees.

He expressed expectation and belief that the participants in the Conference who have steadfastly followed the road of the revolution, remaining single-mindedly loyal to the party, would play their pioneer's role in the revolution and the construction in the future, too, and thereby creditably perform their honorable mission and duty as vanguard fighters of the party. Except for the misguided devotees of the disgraced Beaming Leader and his discredited philosophy of the Third Path to Enlightened Rule Through Public Finance Initiatives, Military Entanglement and Being, Y'Know a Straight Kinda Guy who shall be purged forthwith.

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Monday 6 September 2010

Up Periscope!

The mists have cleared over Brigadoon just long enough to send you in the direction of a terrific read over at Calum Cashley's blog. Scarce a wild-eyed, woad-daubed argument to be found. He'll be giving independence a good name if he's not careful.

PS to whom it may concern: the population of Brigadoon increased by one earlier in the summer, hence the dearth of posts of late! Normal (i.e. sporadic) service will be resumed at some point, more than likely in the run up to the elections next year when the Labour bullshit machine will be in overdrive.

Sunday 16 May 2010

Saturday 15 May 2010

Where is my vote?!

Well, it's been quite a week. Gordon Brown and Labour out of power, the Con Dem coalition coalescing and making soothing noises in all our ears and a new Secretary of State Against Scotland who even Lib Dems have never heard of. As electoral reform seems to be on the agenda it seems timely to take a closer look at the election results. And besides, I've been too busy at work to capitalise on that "Con Dem Nation" headline I was going to use (and no doubt many others already have).

Under first-past-the-post (FPTP) the votes for losing candidates achieve zero representation in parliament. So, just how many votes do our elected MPs muster between them? How enfranchised are we? And does this vary much across the UK?













































Area"Wasted" votes"Winning" votes% "Wasted" Votes% "Winning" Votes
UK15,667,99228,650,21134.57%65.43%
England13,170,10225,043,62934.46%65.54%
Wales 841,9821,466,991 36.47% 63.53%
Northern Ireland 366,730673,871 35.24% 64.76%
Scotland 1,289,1782,465,720 34.33% 65.67%



So, rather interestingly our fabulous FPTP form of democracy threw away over 1 in 3 of the votes of the British demos this time round! For the whole UK we see that 65.54% of the votes cast were for the winning candidates. In other words we could say that parliament as a whole has a mandate of 65.54% of those who voted. The remaining 34.46% of the electorate are effectively disenfranchised, their votes counting for precisely nothing when it comes to representation in parliament.

Variations within the nations of the UK are not pronounced, although I note that Scotland appears to have the highest proportion of "winning" votes, marginally ahead of England - probably no great surprise given the vast majorities for Labour in much of the central belt, and ditto for England, with the safe Tory shires of the south and traditional Labour heartlands of the north. Things seem to be a little more competitive in Northern Ireland and Wales.

And that is another way of looking at these numbers, as a measure of hegemony. If all voters in a constituency voted for the winner then that MP could be said to have a 100% mandate (although this might not be a sign of a healthy democracy!), if only half voted for the winner then the mandate would be only 50%, etc. The table above shows then that Scotland has the highest degree of hegemony, i.e. seats in Scotland are generally safer and majorities tend to be larger. Interestingly Wales shows the lowest hegemony, albeit only marginally lower. Perhaps this reflects the improved performance of the Tories in Wales, serving to equalise the share of the vote between the 4 main parties there.

This hegemony can also be seen in the following table. It shows the cumulative % share of the vote by party in all of the seats that they won (i.e. total votes for party X in all of the seats that they won divided by total votes in those seats).

















































AreaConLDLabLab Co-opSNPPC
UK48.41%46.03%46.17%48.65%39.98% 38.44%
England 48.59%47.10% 45.70% 46.96%- -
Wales 41.50% 45.95% 42.96% 43.43% - 38.44%
Scotland 38.04% 41.06% 50.10% 58.16% 39.98% -



Under FPTP one might reasonably expect to win a seat with around 40% of the vote (an opposing candidate would then have to poll around 2/3 of the remaining votes to win, difficult in a multi-party election). So Tory seats in England appear to be pretty safe, less so in Wales and Scotland (albeit with a sample of only one!). Lib Dem seats are safe in England and Wales, with a lower share of the vote securing their seats in Scotland.

Labour (here divided into Labour and 16 Labour Co-operative MPs) seats also appear generally solid in England and Wales, but in Scotland the average vote share in Labour seats is over 50%! Contrast this with the SNP and Plaid Cymru, winning their seats with around 38-40% vote share.

To reinforce this point, take a look at the average majorities that each party enjoys in their seats.






















































Area Con LDLabLab Co-opSNP PCAll parties
UK 9,4655,5807,8458,916 3,497 3,768 8,362
England 9,624 5,354 7,408 7,061 - - 8,466
Wales 4,244 5,549 5,843 8,463 - 3,768 5,477
Scotland 4,194 6,469 11,175 16,017 3,497 - 9,645



Again the main lessons can be drawn from the outliers: the Tory majorities in Wales and Scotland are less than half those in England. The Lib Dems are somewhat safer in their Scottish strongholds than elsewhere in the UK (I wonder if the coalition will affect that situation...). Labour's grip in Wales seems to be weaker than elsewhere in the UK (only 2 Lab Co-op MPs in Wales, so their higher majorities won't lift the average much), in stark contrast to their utter dominance in their Scottish seats. The SNP and PC have rather weaker holds on their constituencies than the other parties, perhaps due to the squeeze they tend to suffer at Westminster elections.

If you've stuck with this slightly unusual analysis this far you'll no doubt be wondering what the point of it all is! (I'll confess you're not alone there!) Well, firstly it's not the kind of analysis I've seen done elsewhere, so it at least has novelty value.

Secondly, I've deliberately focussed my efforts on the idea of "wasted" votes in FPTP. As shown above, 1 in 3 votes counts for nothing! A whole third of the voting electorate disenfranchised! On that basis alone electoral reform is a must. Every vote should count.

Thirdly, and slightly contradicting the previous point(!), whilst Scotland has fewer "wasted" votes, it is worrying for one party to be quite so firmly entrenched as Labour is in their Scottish fiefs. Our democracy is only healthy when parties are ousted for poor performance, and this will only happen when tribal loyalties are broken down and attractive alternatives are put before the voters. That is the challenge for the Lib Dems, Tories and SNP in Scotland.

Finally, look again at the share of the vote that Labour in Scotland have where they win - just over 50%. No wonder they proposed AV as their favoured voting reform - more than 50% in round one means no counting of second preferences! We'd still end up with over 40% of the voters in Labour seats being disenfranchised. If the UK needs PR for Westminster elections, that is doubly true for Scotland.

Monday 10 May 2010

A Nightmare on Downing Street

Herewith your handy guide to choosing your preferred coalition. Simply decide which of the following men beasts you trust most/fear least.

Will it be contestant number 1, the baby-faced assassin Nick Cameron?
Con Dem

Or would you rather be at the mercy of contestant number 2, meths-swigging heid-the-ba' Gordon Clegg?
"Would you like to see some puppies?"

Or whisper it if you dare, the grande dame of grand coalitions, contestant number 3 David Brown?
"I'm a laydee!"

Just be thankful Alex Salmond doesn't feature in any of the above...

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Saturday 8 May 2010

Hung by a Scottish rope

Indulge me in a little electoral arithmetic...

First up, the UK General Election result 2010 (minus the safe Tory seat of Thirsk & Malton, where one of the candidates passed away shortly before the election):
Well hung

Next up, the England, Wales and Northern Ireland General Election result 2010:
Hung-ky Tory

Spot the difference! Looks like a Tory majority of 10 if only those pesky Scots would bugger off and take their oil with them! If I remember correctly, Alex Salmond predicted Westminster would be "hung by a Scottish rope" (sadly not "hung by an SNP rope"!). How right he was!

Feel free to share these numbers with any Tory friends (ok, acquaintances) you might have elsewhere in the Divided Kingdom, then stand well back while the fireworks begin!

Update

Thanks to Dubbieside for pointing out the following interesting blog post at the Wall Street Journal: Union Between England and Scotland May Soon Be Toast

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Friday 7 May 2010

Misrule Britannia

Picture the scene in a hypothetical country, sometime early in the 21st century, preparing for an election...
  • Behind closed doors the media decide which of the leading parties shall be favoured
  • The media then gives these anointed parties the vast bulk of the attention throughout the campaign
  • On the glorious election day some polling stations run out of ballot papers
  • Other polling stations don't have the latest list of voters
  • Long queues form at many polling stations, despite a normal turnout
  • Come 10pm the polls close...well, they do in some places, denying hundreds of people who had been queueing for an hour or more the chance to vote
  • Elsewhere people are allowed in to the polling station before the doors are closed, and voting continues for an extra half hour, despite the media rushing out an exit poll immediately after 10pm which could quite probably be observed by these late voters
  • The exit poll indicates a hung parliament, but nobody can agree what this means - is the largest party first in line to form a coalition, or does the sitting PM get to go first? Who will decide? Why is there no clear consensus about how to proceed?
  • In almost all constituencies the majority of votes count for nothing
  • The number of seats won by each party bears little resemblance to their share of the vote
What would an impartial observer make of all this? Would it qualify as a free and fair election? Can this constitution be regarded as democratic? Should this country be exporting democracy to other countries around the world?

Monday 3 May 2010

She's a LADY!

Whilst catching up on the news from the weekend I was amused to see the Daily Mail's article on Mrs Duffy of Rochdale...




















So Mrs Duffy objects to being referred to as a "woman" and would prefer to be referred to as a "lady". Shame on the Mail then for the opening words of their article! Fortunately at least one good loon knows to refer to the fairer sex as ladies, until proven otherwise!

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