Thursday, 7 May 2009

Trough-tastic!

Seems the Telegraph has got hold of the uncensored version of our MPs' expenses claims and will be publishing them tomorrow - they have a teaser here plus the Beeb is reporting on it here.

Looks like more grim news for Gordon, hot on the heels of the bizarre hokey cokey-style of politics he's been guilty of lately...you put proposals in, proposals out, in, out, in, out, u-turn all about...

Let's privatise Royal Mail, erm, no on second thoughts let's go for a John Lewis-type solution, in fact let's not bother at all...let's have a flat rate daily allowance for MPs, on second thoughts let's not, we'll leave it to the enquiry to decide, or rather not, let's rush through some changes after all...we must be strict with the Gurkhas, or maybe we can be a bit flexible after all, but I won't meet Joanna Lumley, too busy for her, she can meet someone less important, erm, no on second thoughts the press have got wind of that, so let's meet her after all... [continues until May 2010...]

2 comments:

CrazyDaisy said...

Fit like,

I'm enjoying this, another hole below the waterline and foundering badly, hopefully it will go down with all hands.

Sink the Browngrano!

Saor Alba

Daisy

forfar-loon said...

Aye CD, it's been an amusing morning alright! Nice to see the piggies squirming...I wonder who'll be next. No doubt there'll be eejits from all parties, but it would be nice if there were no SNP MPs on the make...