Hail Mandy!

While browsing for images of Lord Mandelson (oh come on, we've all done it) I was (terror-)struck by the sponsored link that appears above the search results...

Does Google know something we don't? Is this the new title that Mandy has been promised in return for helping Gordon cling on to power? Be afraid, be very afraid. Mandy sees all, and he is a vengeful God...