Tommy the Statuesque

Evening one and all! Do my eyes deceive me?! Is the greatest comeback since Lazarus on the cards? Comrade Tommy is reported to be in discussions with the RMT to stand in some kind of left wing coalition in the Euro elections in June. What do you make of it? And how would the mooted coalition affect the Labour vote? Do any of you even know your MEP's name?! (I know I don't) NB The Sheridan legal proceedings are ongoing so tread very carefully please!

Also, do any of you have any suggestions for the new "Gateway to Scotland" (or England depending on your perspective!) statue near Gretna? What would you like to see welcoming/farewelling visitors to our little piece of the planet? A 100-ft high statue of Rev IM Jolly? A 100-ft wide animatronic of Alex Salmond? Unleash your imaginations if you dare...!